nicknames

Mom: MamaSita, or possibly MaSi, or MS... depending on what is easier to type as I go along...

My younger sister has recently been dubbed "Sarge" (as in Sergeant) by mamasita because she is constantly demanding things and insists on her way. (She is 17, so that is probably the cause of this, but most everyone who knows her agrees she is getting out of control). ANYWAYS, she will be known as Sarge from here on out.

Funny story: or at least I crack up just thinking about this ::::

I (accidentally, I swear) planned a spring break vaca to FL the week BEFORE my actual spring break **oops** So on the [[island inspired]] calendar on my wall, I oh-so colorfully wrote "florida" on one week and "spring break" on the following.

Sarge comes in my room, holding her cat Buttons like a baby, and begins to eyeball everything in my room (she has a tendency for thievery!!). Her eyes land on my calendar and then Sarge begins to question me

S: You're going to FL the week your before break?
Me: Yep
S: Does mom know about this? *raises one eyebrow*
Me: Yes...
S: We'll see.

She abruptly leaves and I can hear her walking towards mamasita's room. I text mom with a warning "the sarge is coming to tell on me" (mamasite has already been informed of my spring break eff up so I'm not worried)

I hear my sister come back from mama's room and I get a text from mamasite "The Sarge insists of fairness"

.....I then die of laughter